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I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…
"I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin."
-J.D. Salinger; Seymour - An Introduction (via kirathekiwi)(Source: allmymetaphors, via eletheowl)
- Girls logic: Yes I'm upset but I don't want to tell you what's wrong so I'll just sit here getting mad at you because you're supposed to guess what's wrong.


